Swedish Girl In London

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Tuesday, November 01, 2005

This Much I Know

Science According to Swedish Girl:

1. You won't get harmed when crossing at a red light, as long as you hold your hands over your head and make a high-pitched noise.

2. Writing tidy To Do-lists absolves you from actually Doing the Things.

3. Similarly, having fresh veg in the fridge means that you don't actually have to eat it.

4. If someone phones you after ten o'clock, it means that your entire family has been kidnapped by crazy astronauts and sent into orbit around the moon for the next ten years.

5. Pulling your hair will probably make it grow quicker.

6. People carrying Marks & Spencer bags are always trustworthy.

7. "Would you mind if we watched What Not To Wear instead of Shark Attack?" is synonymous with "Give me the remote control this instant, or I shall lay hands on it through violence while howling like a warewolf."

8. It's not stealing as long as you consume it within the store.

9. Leaning forward in your seat, biting your nails and mumbling "come on, come on" under your breath will speed up the progress of your taxi through rush hour traffic.

10. The tiny people inside the TV box can hear you when you shout at them.

5 Comments:

At 5:54 PM, Blogger josephknecht said...

10 is definitely true.

But all they do is laugh at you.

Little bastards.

 
At 7:35 PM, Blogger shellz said...

Hey! I made it over to Stadtpark and Opera here in Vienna, and I LOVED it! What a beautiful area! Thanks for the suggestion. I'm heading to Prague tomorrow...

 
At 1:35 PM, Blogger Jasmin said...

Brilliant!

 
At 2:12 PM, Blogger The Pale Green Woman said...

FINALLY I find someone who understands me! :-)

Thanks for the tip about this blog Fröken J! I'll be back!

 
At 6:13 PM, Blogger hanna said...

Ha ha - lysande...

 

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